I really hate to be a pain
But has anybody seen my brain?
Where it is I do not know,
But I had my brain an hour ago!
Oh where oh where
Can my brain be?
Did I leave it up a tree?
I need it soon, I cannot wait!
Was it left
With my best mate?
It’s no good
I need to call
The number I saw
On the wall,
The guys who’ve got
A big white van,
Who hopefully
Have got a plan,
To find my brain
And bring it back,
Or the boss will put me
On the rack!
I really hate to be a pain
But has anybody seen my brain?
© David Gibson 2009, 2017
